This Site is MOVING!!

Clif — Sat, 19 May 2012 20:31:39 +0000

Heads up to anyone who cares (I'm looking at you Dom and Charles...haha.) I'm relocating over to WordPress.com. Soon this site will be gone and I'll be redirecting the domain name to http://clifhaley.wordpress.com, which is where you need to be if you're looking for new material This Site is MOVING!! is a post from: Clif Haley | Also Check Out: Eyeglasses | Swords

This Site is MOVING!! is a post from: Clif Haley | Also Check Out: Eyeglasses | Swords

10 Secrets to Buying Eyeglasses Online [INFOGRAPHIC]

Clif — Fri, 11 May 2012 14:49:42 +0000

Another infographic done for OnePlanetGlasses.com. This one is a little a bit better than the first one I did for them. You can find this one on the OPG site right here. 10 Secrets to Buying Eyeglasses Online [INFOGRAPHIC] is a post from: Clif Haley | Also Check Out: Eyeglasses | Swords

10 Secrets to Buying Eyeglasses Online [INFOGRAPHIC] is a post from: Clif Haley | Also Check Out: Eyeglasses | Swords

Global Eye Health Statistics [INFOGRAPHIC]

Clif — Thu, 10 May 2012 14:48:50 +0000

This is my first shot at designing an infographic. It's certainly not mind-blowing design work, but it ain't horrible. I designed this for OnePlanetGlasses.com. It can be found on their site right here. Global Eye Health Statistics [INFOGRAPHIC] is a post from: Clif Haley | Also Check Out: Eyeglasses | Swords

Global Eye Health Statistics [INFOGRAPHIC] is a post from: Clif Haley | Also Check Out: Eyeglasses | Swords

80% Cover of Dreams by Van Halen

Clif — Tue, 01 May 2012 00:03:36 +0000

I spent several hours this past weekend scouring over zillions of YouTube videos of interviews with David Lee Roth. Yeah, that's pretty nuts, but David Lee Roth is a GREAT interview, is incredibly quick witted, and comes up with some of the best lines ever spoken by anyone in the entertainment industry. I am aggregating a list of my favorite David Lee Roth quotes, which...

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Daisy: A Love Song from Gatsby

Clif — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:38:07 +0000

Back in 2002 I read The Great Gatsby for the first time as an adult. Sure, I'd read it several times before and seen the movie, but in prior settings I'd been force-fed the tale by academic hands. In 2002 I sat down to read it as a grown up with some "real life" experience under my belt. What I found out is that I...

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Three Cover Tunes

Clif — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 23:50:36 +0000

I had my first solo gig at a neat brewery / restaurant in Johnson City, Texas called Pecan Street Brewing a few months ago. I had to fill a two hour time slot, which is a long time slot for a guy with only 6 songs, so I decided to learn a few covers, which is a good idea for any performer, anyway, when playing...

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Massive Hipster Infestation!

Clif — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 13:52:36 +0000

This past weekend I went to a live music event on 7th street here in Austin, Texas. It was a kickoff party for a San Antonio based magazine called Backbeat who are branching out into the Austin area. Since 87% of the reason I attended this event was to shoot video for a project, I worked directly with some of their staff. They were unabashedly...

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Grocery Store Demographic Breakdown

Clif — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 01:16:18 +0000

We just got back from the grocery store. While there, I composed a demographic breakdown of its inhabitants. I've classified the following consumer groups: The UT Family - This is the family wherein everyone - mother, father, child - are all wearing UT shirts. Oddly enough, it is sometimes quite apparent by the tragloditic, slack jawed expressions on these people's faces that they have never...

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7 WordPress Plugins You Absolutely Must Have

Clif — Fri, 20 May 2011 15:22:40 +0000

NOTE: This is an article I wrote under the pen name Jim Crider on EzineArticles.com. It's pretty common knowledge that WordPress is by far the most important innovation of our time, followed closely by the cure for polio and those umbrellas that get short when you're not using them so you can actually carry them around discreetly instead of looking like a snobbish prick. Even...

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The Ballad of Everclear

Clif — Fri, 06 May 2011 21:45:29 +0000

I called him Everclear, because that was his preferred drink. He preferred Everclear the way most normal people prefer a healthy blend of nitrogen and oxygen. At the turn of the century I had a very interesting job. I worked as office manager for a labor hall called Labor Express, now apparently called Labor Systems. It was actually one of the most enjoyable jobs from...

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